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  1. #991
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    Jun 2013
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    North Eastern Australia
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    Local Cops

    I have a roadblock 300m from my home near the NSW-Vic border. It is to check anybody crossing the border in case they come from a covid hotspot (We still have the occasional one in Oz).

    Feeling in a cheeky mood the conversation went like this.

    Cop. "Good afternoon sir, where have you just travelled from?"

    Me. "My mum told me not to talk to strangers"

    Cop. "If you do not answer you may be turned around or be arrested and taken to the nearest police station"

    Me. "My mum also told me not to get into their car"

    After a few smiles and an id check all was cool so I went home, gotta love Australian cops, most of them are pretty nice people.

    This is a true story.

    * doggie *

  2. #992
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    A wealthy donor to politicians spoke to a recipient of his donations, demanding the Congressman give a job to the donor’s son.

    The Congressman asked the donor, “What can your son do? Does he have any talents or skills?”

    “Nope, not a thing,” replied the dad.

    “Great!” Said the Congressman. “We won’t have to train him.”

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