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    I am mad as h--l and I am not going to take it anymore

    There is an audio text message going around supposedly from the CDC stating that you have been exposed to COVID 19 and you are at greater risk because you have a small wiener. So far I have received 10 of these and all but one have been from fellow benchrest shooters. OK,ok, I get it already. Nine of these is more then enough. That tenth one from my wife was too much. Tim

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    Tim, I am wondering how they all know

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    It just might be this

    Quote Originally Posted by geo.ulrich View Post
    Tim, I am wondering how they all know
    I am not sure but I suspect it might have something to do with the billboards Teresa put up outside the Phoenix and Saint Louis ranges. Tim

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Oltersdorf View Post
    There is an audio text message going around supposedly from the CDC stating that you have been exposed to COVID 19 and you are at greater risk because you have a small wiener. So far I have received 10 of these and all but one have been from fellow benchrest shooters. OK,ok, I get it already. Nine of these is more then enough. That tenth one from my wife was too much. Tim



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    did you sign a waiver you should be compensated I would talk with an attorney ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Oltersdorf View Post
    I am not sure but I suspect it might have something to do with the billboards Teresa put up outside the Phoenix and Saint Louis ranges. Tim
    I looked closely at the billboards and sure enough, she is right. I thought a bug had landed on your crotch.

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    All this is an image I don't want burned in my mind, I hope there are some "help lines " that are not only dealing with chinese flu stress so I can find the support from this ....

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    Red face

    I would prefer you post a list of the other 9 benchrest shooters that have seen your wiener, so that Those of us straight benchrest shooters know who we should be keeping an eye on!

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    Size isn't the issue with 70 something folks

    When I was young and in my prime
    it never would behave
    For each and every morning
    it would stand and watch me shave
    Now that am old and gray
    it sure gives me the blues
    to have that thing hang down my leg
    and watch me shine my shoes.

    Mort
    Last edited by dmort; 04-17-2020 at 09:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmort View Post
    to have that thing hang down my leg
    and watch me shine my shoes.
    Be thankful it ain't washing them for you.

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    Years back Tim told me his nickname was ''Tripod"

    Hmmmmmm

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    Hey, look at the bright side there Timmer! This could be an interesting experience.

    Maybe if you do get it, and it all plays out like you think, you'll get hospitalized in a room with Ellen DeGeneres.... I think she's from your area...... and I think she's also got a small wiener.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Oltersdorf View Post
    I am not sure but I suspect it might have something to do with the billboards Teresa put up outside the Phoenix and Saint Louis ranges. Tim
    Good god man, if she had to use a billboard to show your manhood you have absolutely nothing to fear regarding the coronavirus!!

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